1.
It was the phonecall I never wanted to make, but I had to do it, I had to press the buttons, I had to organise the appointment – I had to get this done.
2.
So I did: 9.45am, that would be the time. I hung up and went back to the mini camp-bed beside the dining-room table. I rubbed his belly, scratched his chin, rubbed his belly again. I felt his back legs. Were they cold? No, they were warm, or warmish. Was he purring? If he was, he was doing it quietly, only for himself.
3.
We haven’t always been the best of friends; in fact, to begin with, he was nothing more than a replacement. Our first cat, Cooper, died at six months while being de-sexed – the vet said something had gone awry during the operation, a reaction to the anaesthetic maybe. Two weeks later, which was too soon but these things happen, we found a black and white kitten in a pet store and home he came. His fur was coarser than Cooper’s, and overall he seemed more unruly, wilful. Still he settled in, and we settled in with him. His name? Sam. Which was short for Sambuca, because of his black-and-white markings.
4.
He came with us when we moved house a year later, to a place just around the corner, so I spent thirty minutes driving the streets of the suburb to give him the impression that we’d actually moved kilometres away. For two days I kept him inside so he’d get used to his new digs, but eventually I bit the bullet and let him out – I remember being thrilled to the point of incredulity when a moment later he appeared at the front door as if wanting to be let straight back in. Sometimes he slept on the bed, sometimes on the couch, often on the dog’s bed, making a point about that – his superiority. Often he sat on the armrest of the couch and took a swipe at the dog, just because he could. In winter he stood in front of the heater, warming his face and chest and belly, his eyes closed.
5.

‘A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not’ – Ernest Hemingway
In adulthood, however, he became a horror. No matter how many bells I put on his collar he’d catch birds – magpies, currawongs, cockatoos; early one morning he even brought home a semi-comatose chicken. He was remarkably agile: he could jump straight up as high as the Hill’s Hoist as if he had little rockets on his feet. Twice I invested in a collar that would emit a high-pitched squeal the nano-second before he’d launch an attack, but he still managed to catch birds. And I hated it. Under a bush beside the front door was a spray of feathers – it was a death cave, and I hated this too. He also fought with other cats, and got abscess after abscess, forcing me to pay $300 a pop to clean him up. One day about five years ago a neighbour came around to politely complain about Sam. ‘He’s a lovely cat,’ she said, ‘and he visits us a lot, but he also attacks our cats, and we have to take them to the vet. We had to put down one of our cats after a fight with yours.’
From that day onwards Sam was curfewed at night. Which he hated as much as me. Around two or three every morning he’d want to be let out, which I couldn’t do, so I’d lock him in the other part of the house. Which he hated even more. He’d thump at the hallway door as though he’d made fists out of his claws; some mornings it sounded like he was taking a running jump and flinging his whole body at the door as if he felt sure he could barge his way out. The more I kept him in the house, the more he sprayed the curtains, the corners of the bed, even the hi-fi speakers that I’d bought as a present for my 40th birthday. The more I kept Sam inside, the more he shat everywhere – due to the layout of the tiny Canberra house he didn’t always have access to his kitty-litter, which was in the laundry. Eventually I decided that each night I’d lock him in the double garage so I could get some sleep and didn’t wake each morning to find a nice pile of shit in the kitchen. I thought that I’d get another complaint from the neighbours because out there he meowed incessantly and banged on the metal door. Thankfully, after some weeks, he became used to sleeping out there, and I got used to sleeping through the night again.
To be frank, it was always good to feed him in the morning and then kick him out again – sometimes literally. I distinctly remember thinking that looking after Sam was a burden: all work, not much joy. Really I only spent a few hours with him every evening, before jailing him in the garage. In the column I write for The Canberra Times I began referring to him as Cat the Ripper, because it was like living with a murderer. But each year I took him to the vet to get his annual jabs. He got a cancer on his nose, so I got that fixed; it came back so I got it fixed again. When He Who Is More Of A Dog Person moved to his own place, there was Sam, snoozing beside me on the couch – when he wasn’t out and about causing complete and utter havoc.
Even though Sam was de-sexed at six months (a different vet did the honours this time, obviously), I spotted some kittens over the road who looked distinctly similar to Sam. He Who Claimed Not To Be Fond Of Sam But Couldn’t Help Giving Him Long Tender Cuddles pointed out the impossibility of Sam siring anything, but one day, as we were walking back from the shops, he said, ‘What’s Sammy doing in that garden over the road?’ I said, ‘That’s not Sammy.’ And he said, ‘Oh shit.’ Later a vet would tell me that if a cat is de-sexed very young a testicle can remain inside, meaning that he could still do the deed. Which would also explain the spraying. So he was a lover and a fighter and a hunter. With the cutest face. When he wanted something.
Did I love him back then? It’s hard to say that I did. If he went missing for a night or two I’d go out with a torch and search the gutters for him. I could always tell if he wasn’t feeling the best because he’d spend the whole day on my bed. If I went away for any period of time, I’d always get a cat-sitter and make sure to leave detailed instructions. I’ve found these on the computer; here’s a cut and paste:
- he gets dry food in the morning, about a cup and a half;
- it’s best to leave him outside all day, even if he wants to come in;
- but he must be kept inside at night otherwise he gets into fights; he’ll start meowing around 5am, so you can let him out then and he’ll probably come back an hour later for food; personally I find it best to put him in the garage at night (he’ll meow but don’t worry about that) and then let him out in the morning;
- if you want to get him inside, bang a can with a spoon – he’ll come in pretty quick; and
- warning: Sam meows A LOT! Don’t worry about it – he’s just very chatty. If you ever want to shut him up, give him some watered down milk or, again, just put him in the garage.
But was any of this love?
6.
In 2010, when I decided to quit more-or-less fulltime work and move to Goulburn to put writing and related activities at the very core of every week (up until then it was a matter of waking at 5am to write), amongst the hundreds of decisions to make – which real-estate agent, which renovation, due to all the travelling I’d be doing soon should I buy a new car, if so, which one? – I didn’t make a decision about Sam, because I didn’t know what I wanted to do with him. If someone had offered to take on Sam, would I have accepted? Probably. More than once I thought that if I got him up to Goulburn but he then did a runner and disappeared then so be it, in fact it would be a relief.
He settled in – slowly. Initially, despite the yard being small and contained and with plenty of nooks and crannies, he seemed frightened of the outside, which was odd for a cat who was used to ruling the world (he was actually quite shy around humans, only really engaging with the two of us). In the end his innate bravery got the better of him and he ventured out the back door. Which was good, because I was adamant that with this new house, which is actually a very old house, I wasn’t going to have him spraying everything and shitting all over the joint. Thankfully, in my part of town there are no cats and the only birdlife is an unruly gang of sparrows, so he could be outside as often as he wanted.
I remember the first time I had to go away for a couple of nights. I set up an automatic feeder and left him to fend for himself. Would he hang around? On my return, I found him standing in front of the corrugated iron shed that passes as a garage, meowing as loudly as ever, demanding – yes, demanding – to be let inside or be fed, or he just wanted to chat. I think it was James Joyce who said that no one loves a conversation more than a cat. He put on weight and I wondered if he was pinching food. So we eased into a regional-town rhythm, both of us enjoying the slower pace of life and the distance in the air. Visitors commented that Sam looked more ‘chilled’ than ever, which perhaps was because his owner was more ‘chilled’ than ever (though there’s nothing ‘chilled’ about a piece of writing that isn’t coming together, or maybe there is, the shivery chill of the still-born).
For the first time I began to enjoy Sam’s company. He was eleven years old now, and I’d sit in the backyard and have a coffee with him, the two of us staring at the chooks; he barked at them when they first joined the yard but soon realised that being behind wires they were out of reach. I’d find him sleeping all over the house, sometimes on the bed, which was always a pleasure. He had the softest white belly, and a chin that needed scratching, and I was the man for him. Sometimes he’d sleep in the dog kennel, because it was near the back door. Each week I’d have to go down to Canberra for a couple of nights, but he’d always be around when I got home, almost always just in front of the shed, as if waiting for me. In the shed I’d set up a cosy nook out of boxes and an old woollen underlay that was meant to be for The Old Lady of the House before he commandeered the thing. There’s a potted plant at the back window, and sometimes I’d come home to find it knocked over; I’ve always blamed the wind, which can be severe, but now I wonder if he used to sit there waiting for me.
In short, I could imagine us growing older together.
7.
Last winter, just after dawn, there was a commotion in the backyard. Beneath the wattle was an explosion of feathers; Sam had a pigeon in his mouth. But what was that in the fig-tree beside the shed? A large brown hawk. What was going on? Had the hawk dropped the pigeon, much to Sam’s delight? Or was the hawk trying to get at Sam’s catch? Or was the hawk after the chooks? (He wasn’t after Sam, was he?) Whatever the case, I managed to get Sam to let go of the pigeon, but the pigeon was too badly injured and died shortly afterwards.
A few weeks later Sam started hanging around the shed and staring into space – he looked lost and confused. Even when in the house, he hid under tables or chairs; if there was as sudden movement he leapt for cover. I hadn’t seen the hawk again, but that didn’t mean that he wasn’t around. When Sam walked, he looked low down in his back legs, almost like he used to do when out on the prowl. No longer could he jump up to his comfy cubby in the shed. And his voice had changed: it was no longer deep and strong but high and scratchy.
One morning he came into the house and went all the way to the library, where his tail twitched and a pool of urine flooded out from beneath him.
8.
The vet retained Sam in hospital while a bunch of tests were run. They all came back negative. The vet concluded that Sam had had a stroke. However, cats, he said, are extraordinary in their ability to recover and compensate; with a good diet (no seafood apparently), a daily dose of a painkiller called Metacam, twice-weekly vitamins, and tender loving care, Sam could continue to age well into his very senior years. Except Sam didn’t recover. Within days he was by now walking as if paralytic, flip-flopping all over the place. He could get up the back step for breakfast, but only just. He had two preferred spots in the garden, one under a lavender bush, the other under a rosemary bush, and he managed to get to these places but it was a struggle. But how determined he was.
Even though his back legs continued to weaken, he seemed mentally more alert: his voice returned; sometimes he purred after being fed – and he ate more than ever, though sometimes he lay down beside his bowl as if he simply didn’t have the energy to move away. But usually he eventually managed to get around to the camp-bed where he’d preen himself; more often than not he preened The Old Lady of the House, too, something she adored, and maybe he did as well. One morning I heard Sam opening the sliding door into the laundry so he could see if he’d left any biscuits behind. But mostly he just slept, either on dog’s camp-bed or outside under the lavender or the rosemary. Some days I carried him inside so he could eat or sleep with The Old Lady, and some times I carried him outside. If the weather was turning foul, I’d carry him back inside.
Last Thursday I had to drive down to a Canberra Critics Circle event, but a massive wind and rain storm came in. Back home, Sam was outside – would he be able to get himself to cover? What if I came home to find him still lying in the garden, soaked to the bone because he couldn’t get up? Thankfully he’d managed to get himself to safety, but strangely he no longer used the kennel. Every time I put him in there he staggered back out again as soon as I turned my back. These days he spent the night sleeping in a drift of leaves beside the kennel. Was he improving physically? No, he wasn’t. Not at all.
9.
Saturday night. Another storm came through so we left him inside. Around 5am I heard a soft, unsteady shuffling and dragging sound. Sam had got himself down to the bedroom doorway because he needed to be let out. I got up, called for him to follow me, but he could barely move.
I carried him out the back door.
10.
A decision had to be made. On one hand, the vet had made it clear that an old cat should just eat well and sleep well. Sam did these things. Just because he was now partly disabled didn’t mean he wasn’t happy; any pain he was in was ameliorated by the Metacam. But I spent most of Sunday in the garden, Sam not far away under the rosemary bush. He slept stretched out, not curled up. Sometimes he hugged his legs as if trying to will them back to life. But was he really sleeping? His eyes were half-open, or half-closed, staring at something in the near distance.
11.
We watched Last Orders that night, just Sam and me, the movie of Graham Swift’s Booker-winning novel about a bunch of old mates driving to the coast to scatter the ashes of one of their own. It seemed appropriate. For two months now Sam hadn’t been able to get onto the couch, so I picked him up off the camp-bed. He rested his front paws and chin on my thigh, my black track-suit pants becoming stuck with his white hair.
12.
He ate breakfast well, chopped steak, some biscuits, some meat and gravy, his daily dose of Metacam mixed in. When he was done, he managed to get all the way from the laundry to the camp-bed. He preened The Old Lady of the House, then lay down beside her. I wrote for a while, went back to check on him, went back to writing, but checked on him again. Then made the phone-call.
13.
‘There is nothing more you can do,’ said the vet. ‘You’ve done everything for him. You could have another couple of days with him, if you want, but really there’s only one option.’ I said that I didn’t want another couple of days, because I’d already made the decision. ‘Okay,’ he said, his voice softening, ‘let’s do this.’ He explained what would happen. ‘It will take about ten to fifteen seconds.’ He disappeared into a backroom for a minute. Sam hid his head between my side and the crook of my arm. The vet returned with a syringe and his assistant, a youngish girl with a rolled-up towel in hand – I could tell it would be a pillow. The vet got down and looked at Sam in the eye, scrunched his ears; perhaps the vet said something I couldn’t hear.
14.
As Sam’s body relaxed, my mouth, my throat, my chest – all of me, so it felt – sucked in air. I began to weep. The vet’s assistant handed me a box of tissues that had been there all along. I went to go, but turned back and stoked Sam’s soft, warm head one last time.
15.
The yard seems less without him. Whenever I open the back door I expect to see him there, waiting to be let in. I look for him beneath the lavender or the rosemary. Sometimes I feel sure that I can hear him lapping at the water-bowl beside the dining-room table. I still find his white hair on my clothes, particularly my black track-suit pants. I’ve got rid of the food bowl, but I haven’t been able to get rid of the half-full bottle of Metacam and the half-full bottle of vitamins – these things remain on the top of the fridge.
16.
The afternoon before he went, I took photos of him in the garden, more photos the following morning, him and The Old Lady of the House sitting together on the camp-bed, then just him lying alone, hugging his legs. I haven’t looked at these photos yet, but I will. I’ll put the best one on my wall.
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March 24, 2013 at 9:16+00:00Mar
Gabrielle Bryden
What are you trying to do to me Nigel #boohoo #moretissues. Sad as the story is, there are so many elements that really hit home – especially the love/not so much love relationship – sometimes pets can really annoy us when they get into trouble (peeing on new carpets, eating birds) but their presence infiltrates our very being and their absence is hard to take.
March 24, 2013 at 9:16+00:00Mar
Nigel Featherstone
Hi, Gabe, sorry about the tears.
Sam actually died in early December last year, and I wrote this in the days afterwards and did it just for myself. Although I knew the piece could one day end up online I really wasn’t decided, so I just wrote, and I wanted to write honestly about how I felt about this little cat.
He could certainly be sweet and affectionate, but he was also a handful and it’s true that for some years there wasn’t a stack of love for him from me. But then I started to realise how loyal he was – sure he expected food and shelter, and that’s what he got, but in the end I think there was more going on. So, yes, that love/not so much love thing.
On a side note, on the TV news the other night there was a story about how there’s a new food-charity program in Sydney and it’s established purely to give out food to the pets of homeless people, because homeless people will always give their food to their pets. It says a lot about the human-animal relationship.
March 24, 2013 at 9:16+00:00Mar
Agnes
Tears here too. My Dad and I had to put down our dog Kelly a couple of years ago. We’d had her since I was about 15 I think. Got her from the pound so had no idea how old she was. We think she had dementia, would walk around aimlessly in circles, forgot how to climb stairs. Just looked lost. Took her to the vet, said we thought she was about 12 years old, vet said more like 16 or 17. Vet said she had arthritis and cancer, on top of the dementia. So sad.
Dad and I sat with her and the vet did her thing. After Kel had gone I couldn’t stop stroking her and finally Dad had to tell me it was time to come away now, it was done.
No real point to sharing this I guess, other than letting you know that I understand. I guess we all have stories like this about our pets. They really do become part of the family.
Side note – and without wanting to start a debate – it’s sad to me that our pets can have strokes, get dementia or cancer, and we can choose to end their suffering in a compassionate and painless way, but that option doesn’t exist (legally anyway) for humans who find themselves in the same situation.
March 25, 2013 at 9:16+00:00Mar
Nigel Featherstone
Hi Agnes, good to hear from you.
These things are never easy, are they; in fact they’re bloody horrible. But you’re right: interesting that we’re fine doing this for animals, but not for members of our own species.
The moment Sam died, the vet, who’s actually quite serious and business-like, nodded and said, ‘What a way to go – with dignity.’ Even though he originally pushed me to try everything possible to keep Sam around, and I did do all those things, the tests and medicine and more tests and x-rays and more medicine and tests, in the end he simply said there was nothing more to do. He also said that it was all about ‘quality of life’ and ensuring that Sam was able to do what he wanted to do within the realm of reasonable comfort.
I wonder when we’ll be brave enough to approach our own medical issues with the same level of thought, openness, and compassion?
March 25, 2013 at 9:16+00:00Mar
Agnes
Oh I think I like your vet, he’s spot on.
I hope things change during my lifetime – I see no point in having to suffer through months, weeks, days of pain if the result will still be the same.
Surely if the person is aware of all the risks, consequences and options and quality of life has been compromised then they should have the right to make that decision themselves. I’d like to think so.
March 25, 2013 at 9:16+00:00Mar
Nigel Featherstone
It’s really interesting – in the end it comes down to agency. Could Sam choose to go here and there and live his life? Yes, but only with real struggle. That storm was the real crunch for me – if he couldn’t get himself to safety then the decision was made. He did get himself to safety, but it was such a massive effort. It was only a few days later that I realised that he was really uncomfortable.
If I couldn’t choose to do the things that I really wanted/needed to do, would I like to shuffle off to Buffalo? Absolutely. I don’t want to hang around for ever and a day just because the old ticker’s still going.
So yes, I too hope things change in our lifetime.
Fingers crossed, Agnes.
April 1, 2013 at 9:16+00:00Apr
Agnes
http://m.theage.com.au/victoria/beverleys-choice-20130401-2h30d.html
See this? amazing woman by the sounds of it. Really annoyed to see the lifeline and suicide hotline numbers at the end of the article though. Kinda not the point, really.
April 3, 2013 at 9:16+00:00Apr
Nigel Featherstone
Many thanks for this, Agnes.
Amazing woman, amazing article. The two follow-up articles, one about responses from her friends, another about Fairfax Media’s role and reason in telling the story were also fascinating. And you’re right: there is a different between someone making a rational decision to ‘go their own way’ and someone who feels that their problems are so insurmountable that they take their own life, often violently.
I hope you’re well.
April 3, 2013 at 9:16+00:00Apr
Agnes
Exactly, big difference! They’re probably legally required to print that though or something.
And I am well, thank you.
April 3, 2013 at 9:16+00:00Apr
Geoff
Vale Sam … horror feline … companion nonetheless
Moving Nigel … moving…
April 3, 2013 at 9:16+00:00Apr
Nigel Featherstone
Many thanks, Geoff. Yes, strange how a completely horrendous cat can end up being such a loyal and, perhaps, perfect companion. Bloody pets.